Maroon 5 with Big Boi and Travis Scott headlined the half-time musical performance, with some critics saying they played it safe - the most memorable moment may have been when front man Adam Levine took of his shirt.
Steve Harvey was PISSED he had to watch the 13-3 snoozefest in Atlanta.They previously won by 3, 3, 3, 4 and 6 points. The Super Bowl has drawn at least 100 million viewers for the last nine years.
This was the first Super Bowl that did not see Tom Brady throw a touchdown, though he did complete 10 passes to Julian Edelman for 141 yards, earning the veteran wide receiver the game's MVP.
"I don't give a crap if you have a Hall of Fame bust, if you've been a Pro Bowler, or win 20 Super Bowls", he said. Rams coach Sean McVay, a 33-year-old prodigy, was schooled by Bill Belichick, a grandpa twice his age.
"It's sweet", said Belichick.
Instead of watching the Super Bowl, thousands of New Orleans residents turned out for a combination demonstration/celebration.
Until the final few minutes, the most spectacular moment of an uninspiring contest came when the $1.6 billion Mercedes-Benz Stadium's ocular eight-pedal retractable roof opened to a massive roar. They picked off Unitas twice and held the Colts to 11 first downs and 181 total yards.