Matt Damon plays a fuming Kavanaugh on 'SNL' premiere

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The 44th season of Saturday Night Live started off with a bang with a star-studded cold open featuring Matt Damon as a beer-bro styled Brett Kavanaugh.

The show spoofed the Supreme Court nominee at Thursday's Senate Judiciary Committee hearing. and it was spot on.

But it was unexpected to see Matt Damon make a surprise appearance playing Judge Kavanaugh.

"First of all, I showed this speech to nearly no one, not my family, not my friends, not even P.J. or Tobin or Squee", Damon said, referring to Kavanaugh's high school friends who Christine Blasey Ford claims were present when Kavanaugh allegedly sexually groped her during a drunken party 36 years ago, when he was 17.

- "Now, I'm usually an optimist".

He did take it to 15 "real quick" as he shouted about the conspiracy attacking him and guzzled water.

Damon's Kavanaugh went on to talk about the "con job" orchestrated by people like the Clintons, Kathy Griffin and "Mr. Ronan Sinatra".

"I got these calendars", he said weepily, "these handsome, creepy calendars". "These lovely, creepy calendars".

"I don't know the meaning of the word stop", he said in another line.

The senators featured in the sketch were Chuck Grassley (Alex Moffat), Dianne Feinstein (Cecily Strong), Orrin Hatch (Beck Bennett), John Kennedy (Kyle Mooney), Sheldon Whitehouse (Pete Davidson), Cory Booker (Chris Redd), Amy Klobuchar (alum Rachel Dratch), and Lindsay Graham (a ideal Kate McKinnon).

Damon entered the hearing exuding a furious energy and took his seat before the panel. Aidy Bryant played prosecutor Rachel Mitchell and was constantly cut off by the committee.

Cast members Alex Moffat and Cecily Strong appeared as Sens. "I was the proudest, drunkest virgin you have ever seen and everyone can relate to that".

When asked if he drank so much he blacked out, he stammered for a few seconds before claiming he had just blacked out for a second right then.

"If you think I'm angry now, just wait until I get on the Supreme Court, because then you're all gonna pay".